Sam I am

kansass: i dont get sexually frustrated i just get romantically frustrated like why isnt somebody...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:15:01 -0600

kansass:

i dont get sexually frustrated i just get romantically frustrated like why isnt somebody holding my hand

whorville: To avoid getting pimples and various blemishes just saw your entire head off

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:12:56 -0600

whorville:

To avoid getting pimples and various blemishes just saw your entire head off

westerbroski: triggerlocke: submissivefeminist: I love this...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:11:19 -0600

westerbroski:

triggerlocke:

submissivefeminist:

I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.

WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THIS?!

shhh

just watch

chaoscontrolled123: friendly reminder that one time i was watching one of my friends play amnesia:...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:07:54 -0600

chaoscontrolled123:

friendly reminder that one time i was watching one of my friends play amnesia: the dark descent and i got too scared so i turned off the music and started playing backstreet boys instead and the song “everybody” came on and at the line “backstreet’s back ALL RIGHT” the monster buSTED THROUGH THE DOOR AND I SCREAMED LIKE A 2-YEAR-OLD

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:05:59 -0600

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:58:40 -0600

lunartes: Prank idea: Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:55:36 -0600

lunartes:

Prank idea: Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he’s freaking out.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:51:58 -0600

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on. In the summer I turn...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:41:25 -0600

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

Are you afraid?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:46:03 -0600

Of a lot of things.

Are you excited?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:45:43 -0600

For what?

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:45:13 -0600

How many manys is too many?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:24:59 -0600

Three.

I'm not your stalker or anything, but I love what you did with your furniture, looks great from the front yard.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:24:48 -0600

Ah thank you. I wasn’t sure if the arrangement looked good or not.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:12:01 -0600

a-spider: no one makes me laugh more than me

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:46:09 -0600

a-spider:

no one makes me laugh more than me

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:43:01 -0600

eqocentric: if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:42:33 -0600

eqocentric:

if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die

Bow chicka wow wow? Wow chicka wow bow? chicka wow bow wow? Sounds like bad dustep

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:25:39 -0600

I'm going to om nom nom on you c:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:22:41 -0600

Are you cannibal or zombie?