June 2013
if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die
Bow chicka wow wow? Wow chicka wow bow? chicka wow bow wow? Sounds like bad dustep
I'm going to om nom nom on you c:
Are you cannibal or zombie?
Can I keep you?
Why me..?
THE PHRASE ‘ITS ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK’ MAKES ME SO ANGRY BECAUSE FUCKING DUH ITS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK WHY WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING IF YOU FOUND IT
Keep your friends close and your animes closer.
- me: *saves videogame*
- me:
- me:
- me: did i save
Do you really want to hurt me?
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE ME CRYYYY
Is this the real life?
…OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY!? CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE, NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY. OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEEEEE.. I’M JUST A POOR BOY, I NEED NO SYMPATHY!
What is love?
BABY DON’T HURT ME, DON’T HURT ME, NO MORE
reasons cats are great:
- purring
- they’re selective about who they’re affectionate to—so they really love you!!
- fluffy, pet forever
- winky cat kisses
- “I love you” headbutts
- swishy tail
- WHISKERS
- sit on your head
- sleep on your tummy
- sleep
- groom you with their scratchy tongue
- react to surprising things by leaping ten feet in the air
- CATS
today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
Hey hey hey hey HEY!!!!! you're cute ^.^ let's cuddle
If you were a tree, you'd be a good tree. I'd sit under you all day
Out of all things, why a tree?
Is it peanut jelly butter time? or jelly butter peanut time?
I can’t for the life of me imagine what a “jelly butter peanut” would even look like.
idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
How about them mudkips?
I like potatoes :3 and you, you're cute ^.^
Potatoes are cuter.
Do you like potatoes?
Potatoes are like the best food, give me a meal all of different types of potatoes and I’m happy ^__^
if you ever hurt an animal on purpose you’re a fucking piece of shit
i would rather communicate through interpretive dance than have you call me on the phone
not stoned, just slightly pebbled
my mood depends on how good my hair looks
May 2013
i’d like to think in a sort of apocalyptic situation i’d be a real hardass and take some motherfuckers out and be a ruthless leader but in reality i’d probably take some cheese crackers and hide in a tree and wait to die
