Are you cannibal or zombie?
THE PHRASE ‘ITS ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK’ MAKES ME SO ANGRY BECAUSE FUCKING DUH ITS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK WHY WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING IF YOU FOUND IT
- me: *saves videogame*
- me: did i save
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE ME CRYYYY
…OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY!? CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE, NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY. OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEEEEE.. I’M JUST A POOR BOY, I NEED NO SYMPATHY!
BABY DON’T HURT ME, DON’T HURT ME, NO MORE
reasons cats are great:
- they’re selective about who they’re affectionate to—so they really love you!!
- fluffy, pet forever
- winky cat kisses
- “I love you” headbutts
- swishy tail
- sit on your head
- sleep on your tummy
- groom you with their scratchy tongue
- react to surprising things by leaping ten feet in the air
today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
Out of all things, why a tree?
I can’t for the life of me imagine what a “jelly butter peanut” would even look like.
idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
Potatoes are cuter.
Potatoes are like the best food, give me a meal all of different types of potatoes and I’m happy ^__^
if you ever hurt an animal on purpose you’re a fucking piece of shit
i would rather communicate through interpretive dance than have you call me on the phone