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at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
christmas is my favorite holiday because of the snow, the festivity, and the fact that you can suck on a candy cane and turn it into a sharp blade and stab people in the jugular with a confectionery peppermint holiday related item that you fashioned into a murder weapon
plus you can use an icicle as a murder weapon because it will melt away therefore getting rid of the evidence!
happy holidays from tumblr